Photo (c) Alissa Šnaider

Translated by Adam Cullen

The Universe is My Tinder and Other Poems by Sveta Grigorjeva

frankenstein’s monster is back and now polyamorous aromantic eco-sexual more interested in periwinkles than in the third pension pillar nuclear family or content creation they proclaim you can be a freak too you can be a monster too

time to appear yo the hour is super nigh

time to appear yo the hour is super nigh
liberate your daughters sons nonbinaries
sexuals asexuals sex-positives and -negatives
time to appear yo the hour is super nigh
frankenstein’s monster has returned
but this time isn’t seeking a companion
doesn’t feel alone doesn’t rampage or hide from others
they’ve got way more interesting things to do plus the world needs saving
so time to appear yo the hour is super nigh
this here monster made themself but they’re not so
stupid to believe they’re a totally self-made
monster they know what structural inequality is
class-based society institutional critique even intersectional
feminism frankenstein’s monster is an autodidactic baby
now aware they’ve been lied to their whole life about the nature
of happiness gender power love capitalism socialism
anarchy what beauty is what ugliness is who the real monsters are
you thought they were simply hiding this whole time
but no they were reading marie under heiti talvik foucault graffiti the moon
davis haraway wittig le guin butler both octavia and judith
and they no longer have a single creator to bow before
to beseech to bestow someone just like them
what’s more they now know that existence is performative
an act based on repetition so
time to appear yo the hour is super nigh
frankenstein’s monster is back and now
polyamorous aromantic eco-sexual
more interested in periwinkles than in the third pension pillar
nuclear family or content creation they proclaim
you can be a freak too
you can be a monster too
you don’t have to hide anymore either
our aesthetic sense is still just too tiny so hey
let’s broaden that spectrum a little baby
don’t believe in standard lust packaged into products
like tinder let’s not cram ourselves into something so little
we’re way more like frankenstein’s monster
may the whole world fill with us
MONSTERS CYBORGS
CENTAURS TRANSGENDERS
ANYGENDERS GENDERBENDERS
MYTHOLOGICAL GODDESSES
YEAH WE’RE NOT AFRAID OF SUFFIXES ANYMORE EITHER
IT’S DIVINELY OK TO BE A WOMAN
EVEN MORE SO so
time to appear yo the hour is super nigh
frankenstein’s monster is back and shouting from far away YO
WHERE MY FRANKIES AT

From the collection Frankenstein (2023), translated by Adam Cullen

The following poems were first published in the Autumn 2025 print issue.

The Universe is My Tinder

The universe is my Tinder. Which basically means that when I get the feeling like I want somebody (i.e. to fall in love with), I send out a mental wish into the universe à la: ‘Clouds, trees, water, fire, air, hills, plants, etc., the cosmos, in short, uh, hey, can you hear me? Please send me the handsomest, coolest, sexiest, funniest, bravest, smartest, book-loving person, preferably a man, but, well, I’m open to the idea of being open, that I could fall in love and love someone regardless of gender, too. But just in case, please go ahead and send me a man, okay?’ Unfortunately, I’ve got to admit that the universe is a very slow Tinder. Because it’s basically been forever since I sent out a similar wish and I don’t seem to have met that handsomest, coolest, smartest guy. I suppose I’ve gradually come to terms with the possibility that as the given ‘platform’ does possess a certain degree of temporality that in no way fits today’s left-right-fuck-and-chuck tempo and temperament, the universe might send me that person in the next life, or even the one that follows. You know, it’s totally possible (or at least can’t totally be ruled out) that two lives from now, I’ll reincarnate as a koala instead! And therefore, it’s not that the right person for me doesn’t exist. The thing is that I’m still a person. The thing is that I’m not a koala yet.

 

 

is weakness the new strength

 

is weakness the new strength the new

form of resistance is fragility maybe

our common fate everyone’s shared

form of existence for the first time in ages I wanted

to write something extremely fragile something

that doesn’t walk on two legs

that doesn’t look or sound like a text

that needs a guide dog a guide spider a

guide koala a guide lobelia a guide river

guide dirt I wanted to suddenly weaken into

weakness so my poetry wouldn’t be strong any more

wouldn’t be let’s fuck things up any more

it’s so masculine rigid erect

stiff arrogant thinks it can penetrate

anything as if it were nothing I wanted something

softer an eternally impotent text

that’ll never rise again a text for which nothing

will ever rise again I wanted

a poem that was slow that

crawled like a snail like clouds on a day with the slowest

breeze a text that doesn’t metaphorically

overload on capitalist drugs

to stay up all night a poem that could never

again be hitched to the latest-model wagon of

productivity-faith society a poem

that through weakness resists the everlasting cult

of speed and strength a poem

that doesn’t have a muscular sexy six-pack

but jiggling wiggling cellulite and

acne scars a poem that refuses

to cooperate to work dully and trivially

a poem that isn’t assembly-line work or uninsured

freelancing a poem that isn’t

a privileged white man

a poem that senses its boundaries how

delicate they are I so very wanted

to write a text so-so weak

like an infant who can’t hold its head up yet

I wanted a weak little text

whose head to hold then I realized

poems that are not soft don’t

exist there is no such thing as a strong poem

no matter what might be said in it

what words are used even with extremely

sharp edges it’s fragile all

poetry is extremely weak even

if it says words like pussy

shit ass or cock maybe especially then

 

 

Translated by Adam Cullen

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Sveta Grigorjeva (b. 1988) is a poet, choreographer, and cultural provocateur based in Tallinn. Known for her fierce voice and boundary-pushing performances, she navigates poetry, politics, and movement with equal urgency. Her debut collection Who’s Afraid of Sveta Grigorjeva? (Kes kardab Sveta Grigorjevat?, 2013) was hailed as the best poetry debut of the decade by young Estonian critics, and her most recent book, Frankenstein (2023), blends sharp social commentary with startling tenderness. A doctoral student in choreography, Grigorjeva’s artistic practice spans dance, theory, and lived resistance.

Links:

Sveta Grigorjeva · Lyrikline.org